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About Huistvo and other entities

In the Huistvo Haven, all anomalous android beings such as Huistvo and others will be classified as entities. All entities described on this website are human-like androids with signature heads resembling spheres with handles and are mostly recognised by their eye color. Voice, body appearance and other attributes of most entities were not yet documented. As we have no concrete evidence on the goals or origin of these beings, they are deemed as potential threats for the human race and for this reason the Huistvo Haven was created. It should be noted that most of the entities' names are comprised of a profanity with the added suffix -stvo.

Huistvo

Huistvo (Хуйство), the first entity, is a humanoid android with an ocean blue eye, typically seen wearing a suit. Huistvo was first detected in July of 2024 in a discord server called Обитель Олухов. Since then Huistvo has been observed to gather the attention of hundreds of people. It is thought that Huistvo uses its influence to fuel its own ego, forming a cult of personality in the process. Huistvo has created and is using the format of huistvo-posting as a method of advertisement and propaganda. We believe that Huistvo desires, or, at least, considers, the elimination of other entities with the intention of becoming the absolute ruler of the entity fanbase. Despite this, Cipstvo and Zasranstvo are considered to be allies of Huistvo, though neither of them has been seen with Huistvo in public. Due to the behavior of Cipstvo and Huistvo after the DAY30 incident, we consider some sort of pact between the entities to be a possibility. Currently Huistvo remains the most well documented entity after which the website was named after.

Pizdatstvo

Pizdatstvo (Пиздатство) is the second entity to be observed by us. Pizdatstvo's actual appearance is unknown, though its depictions are often an image of Huistvo with inverted colors. This symbol of Pizdatstvo is used by its private strike force Three Fucking People (Who are neither three, nor fucking). Pizdatstvo has ties to underground illegal activities and is suspected of being the leading figure behind assassinations of several important people and entities. Pizdatstvo uses fear and its ambiguous presence to tip the scales in its favor, seemingly seeking attention of the public like Huistvo, though achieving it in a completely different way. Currently there is only one published recording of a (failed) TFP operation. It is important to note that Pizdatstvo has never targetted a figure or organization not affiliated with Huistvo. Our main theory is that Pizdatstvo has some sort of personal vendetta against Huistvo and is operating strictly to take the it down.

Low activity entities

Too avoid flooding this page with unnecessary information, we advice everyone interested to visit the gallery page to find more information about less important entities, their personality, probable goals and status.

Huistvo-posting

Huistvo-posting is a tradition of creating humorous media with Huistvo as the main character or punchline. It became a tradition after the creation of the channel with the same name on the 26th of July, 2024. Originally, the main premise of the channel was simply sharing messages with or regarding Huistvo, often with the use of its signature emoji. The concept was later expanded by syhoderik into sending images or memes with Huistvo's depiction. Later this became the main purpose of the channel and these creations specifically were regarded as "huistvo-posts". The idea was quickly picked up by the remaining members of the server and continued even after syhoderik's leave.

Image and video posts

Images, either static or animated, are the most common form of huistvo-posting due to them being overall more effective in conveying a message even to those unfamiliar with Huistvo or to speakers of different languages. Videos are encountered less often as they require more effort. Image and video formats were popular both in Обитель Олухов and The Rats' Sewer and were created by many different members. All of this material can be viewed on the huistvo files web page, including the first huistvo post. It should also be noted that media created by the entities is no exception to huistvo-posting.

Text-based posts

Another less common form of huistvo-posting is sending texts with some words obscured by Huistvo's appearance, often making them meaningless in the process. Such posts were almost exclusively used in Обитель Олухов where they were notably as frequent as images for some time. The full collection of text-based files is availible in the according section of this page.

Daily Huistvo

Daily Huistvo is a form of huistvo-posting started on the eighth of November, 2024 in The Rats' Sewer server. By this point Huistvo had already escaped containment and established itself as a popular figure among the members. As such, Daily Huistvo was welcomed and actively supported for about 30 days, the main series concluded with HUI TV, a live podcast lead by Huistvo itself.

Huistvo's spread

Huistvo was originally discovered way before any server or image of it. "Huistvo" used to be an exclusively Russian word meaning an undefined or negative emotion that was sometimes exchanged in a closed circle of people. It was never supposed to be spotted and accepted by anyone else, however, the creation of a public server by Huistvo's devotees could only lead to its spread. We believe it is exactly what Huistvo wanted to get as much public exposure as possible and in that it succeeded. Additional information about the servers can be found here.

Обитель Олухов

Обитель Олухов (Oaf Domain) was the first server in which Huistvo associated content was published. The server was run by a small group of Russian speaking Estonians, slowly gaining more followers. Huistvo's image was set as the server's icon and huistvo-posting was advertised as one of the main activities. It appears to us that the original members were most faithful to Huistvo and worshipped it as God, or at least a powerful deity.

The Rats' Sewer

The Rats' Sewer is a private international server with a couple hundred members. The server used to not be connected to the entities in any way until everything changed. On the 16th of October Huistvo was first mentioned in the server and it wasn't long until the people's curiosity took over and Huistvo was adopted into their culture. A localized version of huistvo-posting was soon created to spread the messages that Huistvo wanted the people to hear. By now, several of the members, including the server owner and multiple administrators, are considered to be devotees of Huistvo. Additionally, it was The Rats' Sewer that opened the doors for other lesser entities to enter the scene.

Depictions of Huistvo

As most of Huistvo's popularity came through servers and emojis, it, along with other entities, has claimed a good chunk of emoji slots throughout the years. Most of the emojis originated in Обитель Олухов and weren't brought forth to other servers. Other entities such as Cipstvo have gained more attention in The Rats' Sewer, the place of their origin.

Emojis

Huistvo (:huistvo:) and Pizdatstvo (:pizdatstvo:) had according emojis on both servers. Cipstvo and Zasranstvo only had their emojis in The Rats' Sewer, which were removed not long after the entities' disappearance. An entity known as Drislo had taken an emoji slot on a third party server not associated with the main ones. Besides the normal emote, Huistvo also had multiple variations with it facing in different directions and being mirrored along with a crossed out emoji, commonly used by Pizdatstvo supporters.

Examples of Huistvo emojis

huistvo emojis

Stickers

There have also been some Huistvo related stickers. Two of them were depicting the same image as the emojis in a higher resolution. Interestingly, they had different names: "huistvenno" and "megastuivo" One of the stickers was removed sometime mid 2025. A third animated sticker has been sighted coming from another private server. Its exact origin remain unknown.

The animated Huistvo sticker

animated huistvo sticker

The DAY30 incident

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On the 30th day of the Daily Huistvo program, which was hosted on the [Rats' Sewer] discord server, the first HUI TV episode was broadcasted. For the first time Huistvo has shown itself to the people. The HUI TV program was meant to answer all of the questions that have been asked to Huistvo by members of the [Rats' Sewer] and [Обитель Олухов] servers. All of the Daily Huistvo posts as well as the DAY30 video (file#41) are available to watch on the Huistvo Files page. To view the original version, [enter the password in Russian.] Before the QnA section of the video, Huistvo has [given a brief introduction of itself], [confessed in multiple crimes] and [mentioned Pizdatstvo] along with the [TFP group]. The video demonstrates the scale of Huistvo's influence at the time, as well as lists multiple people affiliated with Huistvo, most of which have been censored as to hide their identity. Near the end of the podcast it was revealed that [a bomb has been planted] in an attempt to [assassinate] Huistvo. The broadcast was [interrupted by the TFP, stating that Huistvo has been neutralized]. This incident was followed by a long period of [Huistvo's absense as it was presumed dead]. After the incident, [Zasranstvo and Cipstvo] have disappeared without a trace. Huistvo's [body was not recovered].

Note: whoever set the password for this is a dumbass. Why would you ever make it so obvious, we cannot let the people know about THIS! I messaged the management like FIVE TIMES about giving me permission to change it and they STILL refuse to answer. In fact, I'm gonna leave this note here for EVERYONE to see to spite the guy who did the encryption here.

Huistvo's absense

2025 was an almost completely huistvo-free year. Barely any huistvo-posting was done, followers started losing hope and Huistvo did not make any official appearance or statement throughout the whole year. The last Huistvo related message in the appropriate channel was on the 6th of January. Entities started to get mentioned more and more rarely, with some like Cipstvo and Zasranstvo disappearing completely. Though, even then Huistvo's emojis were still used quite often, indicating that it has not been forgotten.

Pizdatstvo's rule

For some time it was Pizdatstvo who shared propagandistic images with the people, which is quite uncommon for it. It is believed by us that Pizdatstvo may have intercepted attempts of other entities to reach out to the server members in an effort to make Huistvo fade out into obscurity. After the incident Pizdatstvo's group seemed to be in control of the object where Huistvo has supposedly lived, or, at least, where HUI TV was recorded. Any investigations would be too dangerous to perform, so the organization played the waiting game too.

The truth about Huistvo's fate

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The Huistvo Haven organization has noticed the lack of [TFP soldiers] patrolling [Huistvo's place of death]. Our agents have found [nothing but corpses of the TFP]. Huistvo's [body has not been found]. During the expedition, a recording has been retrieved from an [operative's face camera]. It seems all other [cameras were destroyed or lost]. Thanks to the recording we now have [confirmed code names] of at least two [TFP members, those being "Коготь 2" (Talon 2)] and ["Коготь 3" (Talon 3)] as well as what seems to be the [unit they belonged to: "ПИЗДОР"]. Judging by the [code names of the soldiers], we speculate it to be an abbreviation of ["Пиздатственные орлы" or "Пиздатые орлы"]. In addition, the footage contained the [radio frequency used by the operatives].

More importantly, the recording unveiled the truth about Huistvo, showing that it [was rightfully presumed to be deceased] by our organization. However, it appears that the [two other entities] captured in the recording [have repaired and revived Huistvo], though it is not yet clear how. Our main proposal is that [Cipstvo and Zasranstvo], who have [disappeared] around the same time as [Huistvo's assassination], were searching for [Huistvo]. Once they had found it, they somehow [merged with it], [forming a single 'super-entity'], which may sound dubious, however the [lack of bodies of Zasranstvo and Cipstvo] (or whoever the [entities captured on camera were]) seems to confirm the theory. In the found footage the [now reanimated Huistvo] demonstrates [extremly fast reaction time], [greatly improved durability], [absurd levels of strength] and the ability to [tamper with electronic devices]. We fear that Huistvo is now possibly [the strongest entity on Earth], however management did not approve of [raising its threat level] to [hide the fact of its insane power]. The full recording can be viewed on the Huistvo files page (file#60).

Recording transcript

[B - Base (База)]
[T3 - Talon 3 (Коготь 3)]
[T2 - Talon 2 (Коготь 2)]

[B: Коготь три, прием.]
[T3: База, это Коготь три, прием.]
[B: Коготь три, быть на месте как можно скорее.]
[T3: Принял, уже бегу.]
[B: Доложите по установке ситуации.]
[B: Отбой.]

[T3: Коготь два, как тут дела?]
[T2: С момента вспышки энергии ничего не слышно.]
[T3: Не отходи от двери, я посмотрю что там через окно.]

[T3: База, это коготь три, прием, здесь 2 человека... нет, сущности.]
[B: Это База. Они вооружены?]
[T3: Нет.]
[B: Коготь три, задержите их и ожидайте подкрепления.]
[T: Отбой.]

[T3: Слушай, смотри, чтобы они не обошли нас. Я открываю дверь.]
[T2: Хорошо.]
[T3: Что за...]
[T2: Что ты делаешь!? Нам сущности нужны живыми! ]
[T3: Это Хуйство! Оно должно быть мертво!]
[T2: ДА СРАТЬ Я НА ЭТО ХОТЕЛ, ОТОЙДИ!]

[T2: Хуйство, вы находитесь на принадлежащем TFP объекте. Поднимите руки вверх так, чтобы я их видел!]
[T3: Мужик, что ты делаешь? У него, наверное, башку отбило.] 
[T2: Поднимите руки вверх, а иначе мы-]

[T3: A-A-AH SHIT!]
[T3: База, это коготь три! Сущности пропали, Хуйство живое. Повторяю, Хуйство живое!]
[T3: Прием!]
[T3: БАЗА, ОТВЕТЬТЕ!]

[T3: СДОХНИ, СКОТИНА!]
[T3: ОТОЙДИ ОТ МЕНЯ!]
                    

Note: I'm now in charge of making the passwords so this one's a lot more secure. Good luck decrypting this.

Archive of text-based huistvo-posts

Below is a collection of every single huistvo-post in the form of a text message the organization has found. Our aim is to preserve them as much as we can, so all extracts are displayed in the original language. A translation option is availible for all non-English extracts.

я буду с :huistvo: до конца времен

если у :huistvo: 100 фанатов я один из них

если у :huistvo: 10 фанатов я один из них

если у :huistvo: 1 фанат это я

если у :huistvo: нет фанатов то меня нет в живых

если весь мир против :huistvo: то я против всего мира

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extract#001
figures associated: ghosty22866
date: 7/27/2024 11:11 PM
meaning: server member showing dedication and praising huistvo.

i'm gonna be with :huistvo: 'til the end of time

if :huistvo: has 100 fans i'm one of them

if :huistvo: has 10 fans i'm one of them

if :huistvo: has 1 fan then that's me

if :huistvo: has no fans i'm dead

if the entire world is against :huistvo: then i'm against the entire world

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:huistvo:, слушай внимательно. Тебе нужна моя помощь, а мне нужна твоя. Ты отключил :huistvo:. Теперь я не могу управлять :huistvo:. Это сильно мешает мне контролировать :huistvo:. Также это значит, что твой :huistvo: отсюда закрыт. Твой единственный способ выбраться — выйти через Выход :huistvo:, который сейчас :huistvo:. Однако, я могу открыть Выход :huistvo:, если ты снова включишь :huistvo:. Если ты хочешь выбраться, то вернись в комнату :huistvo: и снова :huistvo:. До тех пор, у меня нет :huistvo: говорить с :huistvo:.

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extract#002
figures associated: petr
date: 7/28/2024 2:28 PM
meaning: huistvo negoatiating with a person in hope to turn them to its side.

:huistvo:, listen carefully. You need my help and I need yours. You have turned :huistvo: off. Now I have no power over :huistvo:. This doesn't let me properly control :huistvo:. Additionally, this mean your :huistvo: from here is locked. Your only way out is to find Gate :huistvo:, that is currently :huistvo:. However, I can open Gate :huistvo:, if you turb :huistvo: on again. If you want to get out then go back to :huistvo: and :huistvo: again. Until then, I have no :huistvo: to talk to :huistvo:.

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:huistvo: не должно быть в излишке, так как :huistvo: по истине имеет скрытный :huistvo:, равный :huistvo:. Поэтому :huistvo: для :huistvo: имеет :huistvo:-часовой :huistvo:.

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extract#003
figures associated: ghosty22866
date: 7/30/2024 2:57 PM
meaning: server member explaining the presence of slow-mode in the huistvo-posting channel.

:huistvo: shouldn't be in excess since :huistvo: truly has a secret :huistvo:, equal to that of :huistvo:. Therefore :huistvo: for :huistvo: has a :huistvo:-hour :huistvo:.

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дам вам небольшой :huistvo:, если вы хотите больше :huistvo: писать в :huistvo: и не ждать :huistvo:-часовой :huistvo:, то вы можете редактировать свои :huistvo: бесконечно без :huistvo:.

и таким образом писать много :huistvo: в :huistvo:

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extract#004
figures associated: maxon
date: 7/30/2024 3:47 PM
meaning: server member suggesting editting messages to avoid slow mode.

i'll give you a little :huistvo:, if you want to write more :huistvo: in :huistvo: and avoid the :huistvo:-hour :huistvo:, you can edit your :huistvo: as many times as you want without :huistvo:.

that way you can write a lot of :huistvo: in :huistvo:

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ах ты :huistvo::huistvo::huistvo:, да как ты :huistvo: меня :huistvo: и :huistvo: такое? ох как же ты :huistvo: меня, :huistvo: :huistvo:. сделай :huistvo: пж самым :huistvo: способом, чтоб тебе было :huistvo: и ты :huistvo: в отчаянии.

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extract#005
figures associated: maxon
date: 7/31/2024 11:58 AM
meaning: server member responding to negative comments.

you :huistvo::huistvo::huistvo:, the audacity to :huistvo: me :huistvo: and :huistvo: this? Oh how you've :huistvo: me, :huistvo: :huistvo:. :huistvo: pls with the most :huistvo: way, so that you'd be :huistvo: and :huistvo: in despair.

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Дорогие :huistvo:, я надеюсь этот :huistvo: будет :huistvo: для вас всех. Желаю всем :huistvo: и побольше :huistvo:. Пойду ████ ████ █████ :huistvo::huistvo::huistvo:

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extract#006
figures associated: ghosty22866
date: 7/31/2024 6:18 PM
meaning: server member wishing everyone a good start to the next month.
notice: extract contains censored text

Dear :huistvo:, I hope that this :huistvo: will be :huistvo: for all of you. I wish you all a :huistvo: and more :huistvo:. Now I'm gonna ██ ████ ██████:huistvo::huistvo::huistvo:

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Мой :huistvo: ебашит вообще адовые :huistvo: . Ну такой вот примерно :huistvo: усредненный, потому что :huistvo: масса. Берется :huistvo: , он не :huistvo: , :huistvo: - это не про моего :huistvo: . Он берет это :huistvo: , вываливает его на :huistvo: и начинает :huistvo: . Добавляет в него огромное количество :huistvo: , :huistvo: , :huistvo: черного и красного :huistvo: ! для вязкости, томатная :huistvo: сверху. Все это жарится до дыма. Потом снимается с :huistvo: и остужается на :huistvo: . Потом :huistvo: заносит и щедро полив :huistvo: начинает есть. При этом ест со :huistvo: шкрябая по ней :huistvo: . Ест и приговаривает полушепотом ух бля. При этом у него на :huistvo: аж :huistvo: выступает. Любезно мне иногда предлагает, но я отказываюсь. Надо ли говорить о том какой дичайший :huistvo: потом? :huistvo: такая, что обои от стен отклеиваются.

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extract#007
figures associated: syhoderik
date: 7/31/2024 6:21 PM
meaning: server member telling about their acquaintance's cooking.

My :huistvo: makes totally rad :huistvo:. You take a more or less :huistvo:, something in the middle, because :huistvo: mass. Then you take :huistvo:, he doesn't :huistvo:, :huistvo: - that's not my :huistvo:. He takes this :huistvo:, dumps everything in :huistvo: and starts to :huistvo:. Adds a shitload of :huistvo:, :huistvo:, :huistvo: red and black :huistvo:! for viscosity, tomato :huistvo: on top. All of this fries until smore. Then is taken off :huistvo: and cools on :huistvo:. Then :huistvo: Grabs it and after generously pouring :huistvo: starts to it. And he does it with :huistvo: scraping the :huistvo:. Eats and mumbles to himself "oh yeahhh". And on his :huistvo: even :huistvo: pop out. Offers me to try, but I refuse. No need to say how wild of a happens :huistvo: after? :huistvo: so strong wallpapers come off the walls.

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Это :huistvo:

Говорят что интернет помнит все, а запомнит ли ваш так называемый интернет - :huistvo:?

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extract#008
figures associated: petr
date: 8/3/2024 12:27 AM
meaning: server member questioning the Internet's capability to handle huistvo.

This is :huistvo:

They say the internet remembers everything, but will your so-called internet remember :huistvo:?

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Всем шлифовать мое :huistvo:

А теперь :huistvo: меня сюда, если ты думаешь что самый :huistvo:, то спешу тебя :huistvo: что это не так.

Поэтому просто :huistvo: свое :huistvo: и не отсвечивай больше @petr

Я твой :huistvo: полностью :huistvo: ты :huistvo: :huistvo: и потом :huistvo:

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extract#009
figures associated: petr, maxon, syhoderik
date: 8/3/2024 12:27 AM
meaning: server members arguing.

Everybody has to grind my :huistvo:

Listen :huistvo: here, if you think you're the most :huistvo:, then i have to disappoing you :huistvo: this is isn't true.

So just :huistvo: your :huistvo: and never reflect to me again @petr

I totally :huistvo: your :huistvo: you :huistvo: :huistvo: and then :huistvo:

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Как же хочется себе :huistvo:-яндере. Такую маленькую, с милым голосом, с :huistvo: ушками. С необычным цветом :huistvo: и :huistvo:. С :huistvo: которая может свести с ума. С нежными :huistvo:, аккуратной :huistvo:. Чтобы по утрам она готовила мне :huistvo: со сметаной. Чтобы кофе по ночам носила в мою :huistvo:. Чтобы говорила ":huistvo:" когда я буду её гладить. Чтобы прижималась ко мне когда холодно. Чтобы ходила в одной :huistvo: по дому. Чтобы от одного её :huistvo: сердце сжималось а лицо расплывалось в улыбке и смущении. Чтобы могла исполнить любое моё эротическое :huistvo:. Но ведь я хочу её себе не только ради этого. Я бы любил её чистой, искренней любовью. Я бы забыл о том что существуют другие особи :huistvo: пола. Хрен знает что бы я ещё сделал. Но главная проблема в том, что такой, какую я хочу - не существует. Каждый раз когда я представляю её себе, а потом осознаю что такой у меня никогда не будет - я иду и набухиваюсь в щи. И похрен что завтра на работу в 8 к самому злобному :huistvo:. Это так обидно блин.

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extract#010
figures associated: syhoderik
date: 11/11/2024 11:51 PM
meaning: server member dreaming about a nonexistent ideal woman.

I really want a yandere-:huistvo:. Short, with a cute voice, with :huistvo: ears. With unusually colored :huistvo: and :huistvo:. With a :huistvo: that can drive me crazy. With gentle :huistvo:, careful :huistvo:. So that she's cook me :huistvo: in the morning. So that she'd bring coffee to my :huistvo: at night. So that she'd say ":huistvo:" when I pet her. So that we'd cuddle when we're cold. So that she'd walk around the house only wearing a :huistvo:. So that from a single :huistvo: of hers my heart would squeeze and cheecks turn erd. So that she could fulfil any of my erotic :huistvo:. But I don't want her just for that. My love would be purre and sincere. I'd even forget that other :huistvo: exist. God knows what else i'd do. My main issue is the girl I want doesn't exist. Every time I imagine her I realise such a girl will never be mine - and then I go and get drunk af. And I don't care that I gotta wake up at 8 to work for my evil :huistvo:. That's such a shame, man.

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О, :huistvo:, великое :huistvo: и :huistvo:, владыка :huistvo: и :huistvo:, покровитель :huistvo: и :huistvo:, прими наш почтительный :huistvo:! Мы склоняемся перед твоей :huistvo: и :huistvo:, источником :huistvo: и :huistvo:. Ты, кто дарует :huistvo: для :huistvo: :huistvo: и :huistvo: для :huistvo:, услышь наши :huistvo: и прими наши :huistvo:!
Прими это :huistvo:, символ нашего :huistvo: и :huistvo:, эти :huistvo:, которые щедрое :huistvo: под твоей :huistvo:, и :huistvo:, :huistvo:, рожденное из :huistvo:. Даруем тебе их с :huistvo: и :huistvo:, как знак нашей :huistvo: и :huistvo:.
Поддержи нас в трудные :huistvo:, о мудрый :huistvo:, даруй :huistvo: и :huistvo:, чтобы идти по пути :huistvo:, защищай наш :huistvo: и :huistvo:, как ты защищаешь :huistvo: от :huistvo: и :huistvo:. Пусть твоя :huistvo: будет с нами, и пусть свет твоей :huistvo: сияет в наших :huistvo:!

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extract#011
figures associated: petr
date: 11/12/2024 7:49 AM
meaning: prayer to huistvo.

O, :huistvo:, the great :huistvo: and :huistvo:, the lord of :huistvo: and :huistvo:, the patron of :huistvo: and :huistvo:, please accept our respectful :huistvo:! We bow before your :huistvo: and :huistvo:, the source of :huistvo: and :huistvo:. You, who is the giver of :huistvo: for :huistvo: :huistvo: and :huistvo: for :huistvo:, hear our :huistvo: and accept our :huistvo:!
Accept this :huistvo:, the symbol of our :huistvo: and :huistvo:, thse :huistvo:, who are generous :huistvo: under your :huistvo:, and :huistvo:, :huistvo:, born from :huistvo:. We gift them to :huistvo: and :huistvo:, as a sign of our :huistvo: and :huistvo:.
Support us during difficult :huistvo:, O :huistvo:, the wise, bless us with :huistvo: and :huistvo:, so that we could tread the path of :huistvo:, protect our :huistvo: and :huistvo:, as you protect :huistvo: from :huistvo: and :huistvo:. Let your :huistvo: be with us, so the light of :huistvo: shines in our :huistvo:!

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Поручик :huistvo: перед :huistvo: просит :huistvo: сочинить для него небольшой :huistvo: . Немного подумав, :huistvo: выдает :huistvo::
— Ты :huistvo: и он :huistvo:, а я —:huistvo:. На балу :huistvo: объявляет:
— :huistvo:, сейчас я расскажу вам :huistvo:, который я только что сочинил! Вокруг него собирается :huistvo:. :huistvo: пытается вспомнить :huistvo:, но у него ничего не выходит. :huistvo::
— Господа, самого :huistvo: я не помню, но смысл такой: я — :huistvo:, а вы все — :pizdatstvo:!

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figures associated: syhoderik
date: 11/13/2024 8:53 AM
meaning: an anecdote about Rzevski asking Pushkin to write him a pun for the ball and failing to remember it.

Lieutenant :huistvo: before :huistvo: asks :huistvo: to think of a little :huistvo: for him. After thinking a little, :huistvo: says :huistvo::
— You're :huistvo: and he's :huistvo:, and I'm :huistvo:. At the ball :huistvo: declares:
— :huistvo:, I am going to tell you a :huistvo:, that I just made! :huistvo: gather around him. :huistvo: tries to remember the :huistvo: but can't. :huistvo::
— Gentlemen, I don't remember the :huistvo: exactly, but here's the summary:
I am :huistvo:, and you're all :pizdatstvo:!

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Ало :huistvo:?
Прием
Три :huistvo: на :huistvo: мне в :huistvo: , обязательно смазанные :huistvo: пожалуйста!
Отбой :huistvo:

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figures associated: maxon
date: 11/26/2024 8:25 PM
meaning: server member contacting huistvo to ask for delivery.

Hello :huistvo:?
Do you copy?
Threee :huistvo: on :huistvo: to me in :huistvo:, make sure to put some :huistvo: on them please!
Over :huistvo:

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i love the moment where :huistvo: shouted it's :huistvo: time and :huistvo: all over the place

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extract#014
figures associated: syhoderik
date: 11/28/2024 10:01 PM
meaning: server member stating his love for the described moment.

мне понравилось когда :huistvo: сказал время :huistvo: и :huistvo: повсюду

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Все слушаем сюда, вчера курс :huistvo: к доллару обвалился, поэтому я отменяю :huistvo:, вывожу с него все активы и на замену ему приходит :pizdatstvo:. Все вкладываемся в новую валюту быстро!

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extract#015
figures associated: maxon
date: 11/30/2024 4:52 PM
meaning: server member explaining how the huistvo-coin fell and suggesting to invest in a new currency.

Listen here everybody, yesterday the exchange rate of :huistvo: to dollar plummeted, so now i cancel :huistvo:, withdrawing all assets from it and replacing it with :pizdatstvo:. Now go and invest into the new currency!

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Ты выбрался из грязи в :huistvo:, но быстро :huistvo:м становясь, не забывай что ты из грязи, не вечно :huistvo:, вечна грязь

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extract#016
figures associated: lavun4ik
date: 12/1/2024 9:20 PM
meaning: server member warning about the dangers of pride.

You got from rags to :huistvo:, but as you become :huistvo:, don't forget that you're out of the rags, :huistvo: are not eternal, but the rags are

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